Three lonely persons in a bar

I really trying to remember what happened yesterday in Club Sofa. Who did I go home with? I remember Steph and hmmm, Andrea?

They stay in Club Sofa is a bit vague, but one thing I actually remember. I remember me, Efim and Chris at the bar, tears running down my cheeks and with a glas of wine which gave no effect. I wanted to forget everything. There we stood at the bar, totally unaware of our surroundings. It was as if the music was played in slow motion, people around were blurry while we stood there like three colorful parrots (at least one of us). We looked at each other with eyes full of sorrow, we looked around us, looked at the people, the people we love. Imagine Titanic when the boat is sinking, people running around in panic, we are the band that plays music, and whatever happens, we stay together until the end. There we stood, three lonely souls. We gave the bartender one meaning glance, he understood immediatly what we needed that sad night. The glasses were filled to the brim with Jägermeister. We drank a toast for Greece, Russia, Sweden and Erasmus. After that, everything is black....


The three lonely persons who always stick together until the end..


The Italian gonna kill me :S

Oh shit, I saw in my live traffic that I had a reader from Roma.. shit, I remember I wrote something bad about Italianos two days ago, something about big noses and big ego. Oh noooo the Italiano will kill me! I need to hide. I´m gonna hide behind a tree for the rest of the day. Per favor Mr or Mrs Italiano, dont kill me!

Pack your bag now Angieeeeee!

Oh shit, why did I wake up today? I´v got sooooo much to do! I need to cancel my bank account, I need to fill in the green thing about leaving Heilbronn or something, I need to print out my ticket and I NEED TO PACK MY BAGS! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But first I need to go to netto and buy something for breakfast.


Tada! that was quick huh? Okey, I´m joking. I found the picture in my blog archive. The picture is from when I packed my bag last summer, ready to go to Heilbronn!


I was happier than I look with my interrail card in my hand. The picture is from Nässjö train station early in the morning waitng for the train to Kopenhagen. It was summer! Åhhhhh. I had really fun at my interrail trip. If u want to read about it, go back to the archiv the end of august/ beginning os september 2009.


What is love?

For the last two years i have been crying because my sister commited suicide, now I´m crying for something totally different.. friendship.. I have never before met so many persons that I actually like deep inside from my heart. At home you can have 10 friends that you love but you are always back stabbing each other, one day you are best friends,next day you hate each other.. Why? I will never let this happen again because I have learned how to appriciate real friendship.. In Sweden I have 10, here in Germany I have 70 and I like them all. Some persons I love more and some persons I wish known better but it´s no time for that now.. And guess what more I have experienced?! Real men that are crying.. In Sweden guys dont cry, but my male friends here cries and I really dont know how to handle it,, it makes me cry even more. Swedish guys dont cry unless someone died, but the persons here shows emotion... it makes me scared because I´m not used to it. Tonight I saw my friends cry because one of our friends are going home tomorrow... Taw, do you remember my husband Toto I wrote about in September? Yes thats him, I finally learned to say his name right. I dont know what went wrong between us but now I realize how much I´m gonna miss him even though we have had our periods when we have totally ignored each other. If I could turn back time I would have change a lot..

The most important I have learned from being an Erasmus is how to love and show emotions. I never thought it would be this hard to say goodbye to everyone, but it is really hard and my heart is aching. There is espicially one that I dont even wont to say goodbye to because I love this person too much, Alfredo.. He has a heart of gold. I dont know how to say goodbye to him,, Bye Alfredo, see you!!! No I cant.. I´m gonna cry my eyes out so I better dont say goodbye at all. I really hate this, I do. I thought it was hard when my best friend Sofia moved to France, this gonna be even harder. Sometimes I wish that I was that kind of person who had no friends, because than you never have to separate from someone, but at the same time I feel like the happiest person ever. My eramus friends brought me back to life. Loosing my sister was the worst thing ever happened to me, I did´nt feel like I was alive, I wanted to be left alone crying for myself in a corner.. But these friends here made me feel lika I was alive again.. I´m gonna miss everyone so incredible much.. They brought me back to the person I was 2 years ago, the happy person who loves everything. I dont know if I cry for being happy or sad, but crying I do..

If I was a native english speaking I would tell you everything i feel but I cant..


I dont want to say goodbye to Alfredo :(


I want to say thanks to all of you and I cant explain how much I appriciate you all.. I love you. And remember, this is not a goddbye, it is a see you again.. even how hard it is to say so, that´s the way it is


Erasmus in the Weindorf long, long time ago...

Erasmus the Farm

Erasmus, what can I say? We act like animals, tonight we gonna dress like animals.. I wonder what people think about us? I´m about to start my third glass of wine a an animal. Can you guess what animal I am?


I am a winedrinking parrot!


hahahaha this night gonna be so much fun!


My summer plan

I told you before that I´m gonna tell you about my new summer plans. I had honestly almost decided to spend the summer in Gränna. But then I realized, Angelica, you cant stay in Sweden, you gonna be so restless. I want to see something new and experience something else. I need to spread my wings so to say and see the world. I told you like 2000 times that I´m moving to London, but I need more money first, I need to be richer than I already am (if that is possible *lalalala*). And to earn money, do you know where you should go? Yes, to NORWAY of course! The money-country! So yes I have decided to work in Norway this summer! Does it sounds as a good idea? The norwiegans love the swedish, we work harder than them, haha. I´m gonna start looking for jobs tomorrow :)

I love Norway! (and nowiegan guys)


I am hopeless!

I have an exam in International Management in 2h, am I prepared? Maybe not as much as I should be. But I have actually learned a lot. I have learned that South America has one High-Income country, Suriname. Have you ever heard about that country? I have´nt. And also I saw something strange on the european map, there is a tiny country between Poland and Lithuania. I had to google it, and guess what? It belongs to Russia. I learn something new everyday, believe it or not. But it was´nt geography I wanted to talk about, it was communication problems when using english.

Examples for simple mistakes causing misunderstandings:

Germany: "Next week I shall become a new car." (get) - hahahaha typical german to believe that they are cars.

Japan: "My father is a doctor, my mother is a typewriter."  - being honest, I dont understand this one, can someone explain?

Sweden: "Are you hopeful of any change? No, I’m hopeless."  Haha Swedish people are hopeless as frogs without legs. But no I dont think this is a common mistake since hopeless is something totally different.

Finland: "How old is your son? Half past seven - talking about their kids like they are clocks?!

Well, this is what I have learned from the International Management. Fail or pass, thats the question..


Can you see the tiny little green thing north of Poland? That´s Russia! Sweden is really, really big actually. Oh yeah I forgot! Later I will tell you about my plans for the summer but now I need to read more about Hofsteede.

Wish me good luck fuckers!

Watch this!

Talking about Zlatan, watch this! (It almost makes me love football, or at least it turns me on watching good players)

Number 5 and 2 are my favourites.


I love u, ich liebe dich...

Why is´nt Sweden in the worldcup? That sucks really. Not that I´m a big fan of football but anyway. Hehe yes, this is things I think about when I cant sleep. When I grow up I want to be a footballers wife, Angie the WAG. How hard can it be? Well maybe I need to start hang around with the right people and in the right areas. I know where Frank Lampard lives, thats a good beginning. So the biggest problem now is to make him fall in love with me. Das ist ein grosse problem. I have always had a weak eye for footballers. Worldcup 98 for example, I was deeply in love with Del Piero.. I´m not anymore. I´m older and wiser and know that Italianos are a big no no no for me. Slimy men with big noses and an even bigger ego. Haha oh no, now I remember! Worldcup 1994, I was in love with Thomas Brolin! Do you remember him? He must be old now. I´m gonna google him and see what he does for living nowadays. I had my second sexual fantasies about Brolin, my first sexual fantasies was Turtles. Yes, the cartoons.. Donatello in my heart for ever.. oh shit that sounds like an italian name, so maybe not. 

Well I guess I have to stop thinking now because I really need some sleep. Exam tomorrow, jariba!!


Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! I found my first sexual fantasie, Donatello! I wont tell you what I used to dream about because it is really embarasing, but I remember very well :P


 



Oh yes, Brolin! I googled and I atually think this picture is from 1994. Was I really in love with this man? I also found out that he is borned 1969 which make him 41 years, mmm perfect age.

Was I really in love with this man? :S


This must be the sweetest boy ever, singing about his love for Zlatan.. Maybe I could do that as well to win Zlatans heart? Oh no I remember I wrote something about that I dont like big noses... Här vänder jag kappan efter vinden as we say it in Sweden (turn the coat after the wind)..


Who is he?!

I met the most beatiful man in the elevator. I was so stunned by his beauty that I jumped up 1 meter in the air and the only word I managed to say was oh shit. Who is he? Never seen him before.. Where does he live? New student? I know nothing, but one thing is sure, I´m gonna go for a penis haunt in the corridor.

I´m gonna dust my magnifying glass, try to find me spy kit and then crawl up and down the stairs to find the man in my new wet fantasies.
Thats my mission of the day... except learning everything about internationalizaton strategies.. *gulp*


If you see someone behaving a bit strange in the staircase.. do not call the police or FBI, it is only me who´s out for a penis haunt..



I have a Facebook stalker :S

My life is a nightmare, can someone please shake me so I wake up? I had the strangest dreams ever this night. I had sex with my ex in my dads house underneath the christmas tree. I was on top and my dad interrupted us, it was so embarasing. I still dont know if I´m awake but I logged on to facebook, I had a new message. Oh who can that be? It was the stalker, the same person I wrote about last week who wanted to add me as a friend even though I never met him. I hate when strangers adds me on FB! And do u know what the weirdest thing is? His profile picture is Ricky Martin. Yes, Alfredo told me. I cant believe he wrote to me again. I´m gonna kill him if he does it one more time.

hi

Between You and George Hanna
George Hanna 09 February at 06:00 Report
hallo
h are you??
i see you and i fand you VVV sexy do you wannt comm to me??
am live in heilbronn.

Thats what he wrote to me. Do you want to come to me?! The stupidest question ever. I´m gonna write back to him. I´m gonna play a little game ;) Hehe the evil Angie is back!

I love penis!

I was invited by the irish girls for dinner, it was really nice until Mr Penis himself entered the room. He insulted me and said that I am a lesbian?! He said it so many times that I always started to think that a vagina for dessert would be nice. But no thanks! I would never change a penis for a vagina! I love all penises (except tiny penises). Do I really need to defend myself? I am so not a lesbian. I´m actually gonna cry myself to bed right now because Mr Penis was really rude :P




Just because girls likes to touch me does´nt mean that I´m a lesbian. I cant help I´m a victim for lesbians.


PS. Dont take this too serious because I dont ;) DS.


I miss my penguin

I woke up 5 hours too late today, typically me. When I woke up I opened my eyes, said out loud for myself, I´m going home this week. This week?! I jumped off the bed, ran around in a circle in my 2 squaremeters room and made happy jumps and then fell back in my bed. I started to cry instead, I dont know if it was sad or happy tears but one thing is sure I miss my penguin and I cant wait to see him again...


I miss going out for a walk in the morning sun with my penguin..
I miss my penguin when he every morning brings me the newspaper..
I miss my penguins smelly fish food..
and I miss having a bath in the tub with my penguin.
But I have thought about something.. does´nt my penguin look like one of my friends? Hmm no it cant be? I´m so confused right now because I know he is scarcely similar to someone, but who?! It´s really annoying and I will just let it go because I NEED to study otherwise I will become a failured retard.

My penguin, my penguin, see you at the end of the week.. Love you heaps!


Dinner at Barfüsser

Even tough I didnt feel well I decided to join Leti Latino y mis españoles amigos for a nice meal out at restaurant Nude feets. During a meal with them, everything can happen... I´m a bit worried about Alfredos eating habbits,, but maybe his taste for food is normal in Spain? But one thing is sure, I will never eat his spanish omelett again now when I know what he normally eats.. Sorry Alfredo, I loved you but now I think you are a bit loco..


He wanted to order abourgine but instead he order a... a what???!!! He ordered a vagina.. Yes it´s true.. The waitress said, "oh it´s normal with spanish accents" but no he did´nt say abourgine, he said vagina. I´m sure. Well, at least it looks like he is enjoying his food. Relaxido y los vaginos!


Except the little incident with Alfredos vagina-meal I really enjoyed my company. I have a new boyfriend, Alfredos brother, my spanish bull. It was love at first sight. I couldnt keep my hands off from him and I know he couldnt keep his hands of from me..
Sorry my swedish friends, but I´m not coming back to Sweden,, I just say one thing..
Viva España!

Thanks guys for making this night a night to remember...


Give me Semla!

Oh I know exactly what I want when I´m back in Sweden, a Semla. For my international friends who does´nt know what that is I will show you a picture instead :)


This is a Semla!
That is something that you can only buy in Februar and in some bakerys and cafés in Januar. It has something to do with the fasta, you know the period when you dont eat anything? But we dont do fasta in Sweden so I dont know why,,haha it´s complicated.

I have a cold and it´s really annoying because I need to study but I cant when my nose is leaking and my head is pounding. But know I need to pull myself together, get ready and go to town to have dinner with Aixa, Leticia, Alfredo and his brother. I warned Leti that my company will not be the best but I will try not to sneeze in their food. I am well behavied you see.

See you later alligators!


Angelica and Robert 4ever

I must be the happiest woman in the world. Still I cant believe that he is mine. Robert my Robert the best husband I could ever wish for. I want to share our best memories with you my dear friends so that you understand how happy I am...


I remember this day like it was yesterday. Me and Roberts first date. I was a bit surprised when he suddenly put his penis in my vagina. My rule number one is never have sex on the first date.. But I fell for him direct.

I did´nt take long time until he proposed to me. Guess what I said? Robert, I do.


One year after we married. I cant explain in words how happy I was that day. And the wedding night,, mmmm.


I am waiting our first child. This picture is from when I was in the ninth month We were so excited!


And then he came, our little Jakob who we love so much. We are a happy family!

It feels so good now when I have shared my favourite moments with you :) I hoped you enjoyed my photos from our dear family album.

Love from Angelica and Robert <3


London in Stuttgart and Irish Pub

Where can I start? After a lot of ifs and buts I went to Stuttgart to go to the Irish pub. It was an interesting train journey with hockey hooligans and police officers. On arrival in Stuttgart, it took an eternity to walk to the pub. Laura made some valiant mission to find new friends. I think she also found a number of fathers, too =). We arrived at the pub, it took 5 minutes before I got a stalker who followed me the rest of the evening. It was awful. Typical me that I always manage to have a retarded tail.

When the pub closed, we went to a nightclub with our newfound friends London and My American Dream (Harry Potter and Ashton Kutcher). I loved Mr. London from the first time he opened his mouth and out comes the words of beautiful singing London dialect. I went down on my knees and proposed. We gonna build a house in Hyde Park, my future is nailed.

Oh! I met a guy at the bar who have studied in Uppsala in 6 months. We spoke Swedish! His Swedish was pretty good actually. In summary, a successful evening, but hell, I have to stop kissing everyone. I'm a disgrace to myself. Came home 7.30 this morning and has been sleeping all day and avoided the idea that I have to study ..


Hahahahaha what is this? Me and Amis heads are stuck together, haha.


Ami and America! Hey, did we take his number? He was funny!


Oh yeah there is Mr London my future husband.


Show me a big american smile!


Who is that????


And who is he???

It wasn´t only me and Ami in Stuttgart but she was the only one who got stuck in my photos :P

Erasmus Awards

Nominated for the horniest Erasmus are Timmy, Eduardo and Angelica. And the award goes to.. Angelicaaaaaaaa! Woooooooooo. I lost, won, call it what you want against Eduardo, unbelieveable. How is that possible? :P Yesterday we had Erasmus awards with winners in all possible kategories. The drunkest, the loudest, the craziest, the most serious, the best dancer and so on. It was really fun even though I dont really remember who won what. I remember Alfredo won for being the best cook, but that was obvious I would say :) Mmmmmm talking about Alfredo, I have found my new fantasy object. And no it´s not Alfredo, it´s his brother. Sexy! Yes almost the sexiest spanish I ever seen (havent seen many in my life), Pablo will always be number one, hahahahaha.
I took a picture from the last time I had sex.. mm I´m so horny, horny, horny! ;)


I really enjoyed this one as you can see, In this picture I´m just about to come. Lovely.


Hehe thanks erasmus for the award! I can inform you tha my pink friend is still in the box. Who wants plastic when there are so many penises out there?!


I miss Hollywood :(

I really miss my life in Hollywood. Everything was so easy, the only worries I had was, what am I gonna wear tonight? Prada or Dior? I was borned in L.A, I was raised in L.A, I hade my first boyfriend (Jude Law) in L.A, I had everything I wanted in L.A... I know I was really spoiled. Thats why I travelled overseas the whole way to Germany to spend a few months as an Erasmus in Heilbronn. I wanted to experience what it was like being a "normal" person living on 200 euro per month, drink cheap wine and have no access to Gucci handbags. The first weeks I cried myself to sleep, I felt like the loneliest (and richest) person in Heilbronn.. As time flow by I realized that the "normal" people wasnt as bad as  I thought. I actually started to like them even though they bought their underwears in H&M. I liked them more and more for every month that passed. And now I´m not sure if I like them anymore... I LOVE THEM!

I´m gonna miss them so much when I´am back in L.A. And I want them to know that they are always welcome to Hollywood <3


This picture was taken last summer when me and my boyfriend David Beckham had a pick nick.

Well, I guess it is time for me to sleep now. Love you!

My new wardrobe




The first thing I´m gonna do when I´m back in Sweden is to refresh my wardrobe. Spring 2010 here I come! After lived in Germany for 6 month I really miss some real fashion. Germany is a little bit behind so to say. I`m so jelous of my friend Sofia who is an erasmus in Lyon. The shopping is so much better there. This gonna be my new school outfit :P
Oh, I forgot, it´s not spring in Sweden yet. I have to wait at least two month...


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